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Posted on Jul 26, 2008 by billsimmon in Digital Culture, funny, spam | 3 Comments

Here is the actual text from a pharmaceutical spam email I just got, separated into stanzas by me.  All spelling, grammar and punctuation is as received.

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But of handful hanging.
so irresistible It mitigate.
But enduring.

As an adventure.
He of abrasion cupboard subscription.
bomb by prod. or columnist, source as heuristic.

UPDATE: Looking at the bottom of the email in question, I just realised there’s a lot more where the above came from.  Here is the remainder of the lovely, touching text, unreordered by me…

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  1. On July 26, 2008, Katie L. said:

    Jerk on, vegetarian. Jerk on.

  2. On July 26, 2008, MGP said:

    >>The as junior legible legato. moth
    >>is frozen. of inorganic, atom it

    And, thus, the secret of the universe.

  3. On July 26, 2008, casey said:

    Total Burroughs.

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