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Random filthy foreign quote

Posted on Oct 3, 2008 by billsimmon in friends, funny, Life of Bill, random | 9 Comments

At Smoothie’s first bachelor party in 1993 or 1994, AlexCh rented a video that included one of the characters — a woman — asking her male companion the following question:

Amüsierst du dich, Huhnficker?

10 points to the first reader who correctly guesses the activity the man was engaged in at the time.

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  1. On October 3, 2008, Lia said:

    Just a stab in the dark, but if the dude was amusing himself, I’m guessing he was “choking the chicken”?

  2. On October 3, 2008, billsimmon said:

    BUZZZ! Thank you for playing, Lia. Good guess. You have some of the elements right, but the general picture is off.

  3. On October 3, 2008, Katie L. said:

    I believe the answer is FUCKING the chicken.

  4. On October 3, 2008, Lia said:

    Oi. I would NEVER have guessed that!

  5. On October 3, 2008, billsimmon said:

    As the poor, poor chicken squawked awkwardly, the gentleman stood there holding the bird and did his business as the topless woman standing beside him asked the question, which the subtitles translated as, “are you enjoying yourself, chicken fucker?”

    Since then, it’s a been question I ask myself now and then.

    10 points to Katie.

  6. See here for the feather that tickled Bill’s memory: http://alexch.tumblr.com/post/52670201/apparently-not-a-parody-backyard-poultry

  7. There are never, ever chicken fucking movies at bridal showers. I HATE being a girl.

  8. On October 7, 2008, FBI said:

    Yeah, uh, Bill, this is the FBI. We’re going to need you and your friends to come down to HQ, and answer a few questions about your video supplier. Thanks.

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