…So bright and bug-quickly

Tonight’s full moon will be bigger and brighter than any full moon since 1993. It’s fairly rare when the perigee point of the moon’s orbit coincides with the full moon. The result is a big, bright, werewolf-inducing sight.

And no, there’s no reason to suspect that the extra bright full moon will result in more police calls or trips to the emergency room. Just werewolves.