from a trade magazine I was browsing called "Stagnitos". Note that the words typed below are taken directly from the ads. The only editing is indicated by elipses, and is always the omission of text before and after the quoted portion - both for the purposes of brevity and for the humor in a quote taken out of context.
At the end I repeat the quotes with company names and URLs where I could find them. Here they are:
1) ... The NOVATION Prima waxy maize family of cook-up starches deliver all the performance you've come to expect from premium modified starches including processing tolerance, freeze/thaw stability and clean, non-pasty flavor profiles with the added benfit of a clean label. ...
2) ... For your applications that call for rolled oats, do the math. You'll find that Proti-Oats offers you less: Less Carbs.... Proti-Oats from Nuvex. With Proti-Oats it's your profits that add up, Not the Carbs.....
3) New Linda McCartney Frozen Butternut Squash Ravioli ....
4) Make your birds blast off. Nothing moves like the perfect poultry. GSC and our Culinary Team will work closely with you to create the perfect blends to charge up your chicken, help your turkey take off and make your quail or pheasant more pleasing than ever....
5) A meal replacement beverage that actually tastes good? That's the "love at first sip" advantage of Cream Buds..... Plus Cream Buds will mask undesireable off-flavors....
6) Ames International recently launched its new line of premium teas, Teaosophy.
7) She's already developed a taste for what we can put in your next food product .... Like millions of other babies, she's growing into a toddler nourished by DHA omega-3, either in breast milk or supplemented infant formula. And their mothers are now a ready-made market for more - children's foods formulated with all-natural Martek DHA. ... Martek DHA is a highly concentrated source of DHA that's easy to work with and won't compromise your products's sensory characteristics.... And hurry. She's getting hungry.
8) Texturing Food with Innovative Ingredient Solutions. How can I make use of all my *meat pieces*? ISP's food grade bio-adhesive allows meat pieces to be upgraded to *serving-size*. Textureze MT for portion control and yield improvement:...
9) What have you been doing the last 100 years? Well, we've been busy building Colloides Naturels Internationl into the world's leading manufacturer and mareter of acacia gum! ... leadership, innovation and unsurpassed technical and application expertise helps bring your products effectively to market ..... supported by in-vitro and in-vivo clinical trials, keep us far ahead of the competition....
10) ...Already bing adoped by leading natural and low carb food manufactureres, LycoMato fortification will make a big impact with consumers at the shelf....
11) GuarNT Packs a Punch in Functional Foods. When you need to score a product knockout, it's nice to know that TIC Gums is in your corner. Our GuarNT Bland guar gum guarantees a powerful punch when you need it.
12) For high flavor impact and improved mouthfeel in low carbohydrate applications, Aseptic coconut cream, organic coconut cream, coconut milk powder ...
13) Magnasweet. The best friend a flavor ever had.
14) AFS: we don't make your frozen foods, we make them freeze/thaw stable. We don't make your soup and sauces, we make them more flavorful. We don't make your chicken, beef, or gish, we make them microwavable. We don't make any of your products, but we make them better. We make them crispier, jucier, creamier, better flavor, longer shelf life, easier processing, lower cost..... Let us solve your flavor and texture problems ...
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... The NOVATION Prima waxy maize family of cook-up starches deliver all the performance you've come to expect from premium modified starches including processing tolerance, freeze/thaw stability and clean, non-pasty flavor profiles with the added benfit of a clean label. ... (National Starch and Chemical Company http://www.foodstarch.com)
... For your applications that call for rolled oats, do the math. You'll find that Proti-Oats offers you less: Less Carbs.... Proti-Oats from Nuvex. With Proti-Oats it's your profits that add up, Not the Carbs..... (Nuvex, http://www.nuvexingredients.com)
New Linda McCartney Frozen Butternut Squash Ravioli .... (Ethnic Gourmet Foods, Inc.)
Make your birds blast off. Nothing moves like the perfect poultry. GSC and our Culinary Team will work closely with you to create the perfect blends to charge up your chicken, help your turkey take off and make your quail or pheasant more pleasing than ever.... (GSC http://gscblending.com)
A meal replacement beverage that actually tastes bood? That's the "love at first sip" advantage of Cream Buds..... Plus Cream Buds will mask undesireable off-flavors.... (ButterBuds Food Ingredients, a divison of Cumberland Packing Corp, http://www.bbuds.com)
Ames International recently launched its new line of premium teas, Teaosophy. (Ames International, Fife, Washington)
She's already developed a taste for what we can put in your next food product .... Like millions of other babies, she's growing into a toddler nourished by DHA omega-3, either in breast milk or supplemented infant formula. And their mothers are now a ready-made market for more - children's foods formulated with all-natural Martek DHA. ... Martek DHA is a highly concentrated source of DHA that's easy to work with and won't compromise your products's sensory characteristics.... And hurry. She's getting hungry. (Martek Biosciences Corporation http://www.martekbio.com)
Texturing Food with Innovative Ingredient Solutions. How can I make use of all my *meat pieces*? ISP's food grade bio-adhesive allows meat pieces to be upgraded to *serving-size*. Textureze MT for portion control and yield improvement:... (International Specialty Products)
What have you been doing the last 100 years? Well, we've been busy building Colloides Naturels Internationl into the world's leading manufacturer and mareter of acacia gum! ... leadership, innovation and unsurpassed technical and application expertise helps bring your products effectively to market ..... supported by in-vitro and in-vivo clinical trials, keep us far ahead of the competition.... (CNI http://www.cniworld.com)
...Already bing adoped by leading natural and low carb food manufactureres, LycoMato fortification will make a big impact with consumers at the shelf.... (LycoRed Natural Products Industries, Ltd, http://www.lycored.com)
GuarNT Packs a Punch in Functional Foods. When you need to score a product knockout, it's nice to know that TIC Gums is in your corner. Our GuarNT Bland guar gum guarantees a powerful punch when you need it. (TIC Gums, http://www.ticgums.com)
For high flavor impact and improved mouthfeel in low carbohydrate applications, Aseptic coconut cream, organic coconut cream, coconut milk poweder ... (iTi Tropicals, www/organictropicalfruit.com)
Magnasweet. The best friend a flavor ever had. (Mafco Wordwide Corporation http://www.mafcolicorice.com)
AFS: we don't make your frozen foods, we make them freeze/thaw stable. We don't make your soup and sauces, we make them more flavorful. We don't make your chicken, beef, or gish, we make them microwavable. We don't make any of your products, but we make them better. We make them crispier, jucier, creamier, better flavor, longer shelf life, easier processing, lower cost..... Let us solve your flavor and texture problems ... (Advanced Food Systems, Inc. http://www.advancedfoodsystemsinc.com)
