From suckful.net (one of the best named blogs around) comes this list of other areas of expertise that Tom Cruise has a mastery of. For example:
- * Heart Surgery - The Late Show with David Letterman, 1/28/04
"Dave, Dave, Dave! I can't believe that you believe in the "science" of heart surgery! There is no such thing as "blockage of arteries" or "cardiac events"! Here's the real truth - you don't have a heart. No one does. That thumping in your chest is a genetic memory of when all the hydrogen bombs went off, causing the deaths of millions of souls, which then fly around the Earth and then take up residence in your chest. You don't believe me but I've taken the X-rays, done the work, read the reports. No one has a heart, only trapped thetans kicking your rib cage. Don't be so naive."
Thanks Katie!