Authored by: Anonymous on Wednesday, July 13 2005 @ 05:23 PM

I don't appreciate this and I don't think it's very funny. But since I so desperately want to gain the respect of you so-called "bloggers," here's my entry:

"Raymond Shaw, er, I mean Karl Rove is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

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Authored by: reba on Wednesday, July 13 2005 @ 06:56 PM

"Turd blossom's okay in my book. He's my friend and I don't like it when people criticize my friends" (In part taken from an actual statement GWB made regarding a supreme court nominee).

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Reba

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Authored by: MarkS on Wednesday, July 13 2005 @ 07:24 PM

A) I haven't leaked since college, I don't know about whatsizbutt there.

B) I am not a pederast, but the guy behind me is.

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Authored by: JIMO on Wednesday, July 13 2005 @ 07:54 PM

reba put the idea in my head that maybe real Bushisms out of context will work as captions.

"And the other lesson is that there are people who can't stand what America stands for, and desire to conflict great harm on the American people." —George W. Bush, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, July 28, 2003

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

And just in case we're looking for non sequiturs:

"Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss's) 'Hop on Pop.'" —George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, Washington, D.C., April 2, 2002

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There's always gotta be a reason for something.

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Authored by: Spine on Wednesday, July 13 2005 @ 10:53 PM

Good work, comrades! Keep 'em comin'.

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Authored by: norsehorse on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 01:57 AM

Photographic Evidence: Papa Gepetto Lives

-- Even more recent photographic proof that Gepetto Lives, er, Puppet Master Carl Rove -- the man who has long been behind the rise and (re-re-)redefining of what is a contemporary political version of Pinocchio: i.e., George W. Bush -- is not only alive and well as ever of course, but is clear and convincing evidence that he can do absolutely nothing wrong (read untouchable).

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Morgan

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Authored by: norsehorse on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 03:32 AM

Opps: i.e., Karl Rove of course.

My sincere apologies to the Carl Rove's of the world.

So once again and, now resubmitted, my entry for this particular caption contest should read:

Photographic Evidence: Papa Gepetto Lives

-- Even more recent photographic proof that Gepetto Lives, er, Puppet Master Karl Rove -- the man who has long been behind the rise and (re-re-)redefining of what is a contemporary political version of Pinocchio: i.e., George W. Bush -- is not only alive and well as ever of course, but is clear and convincing evidence that he can do absolutely nothing wrong (read untouchable).

Thank you for your understanding.

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Morgan

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Authored by: DanZ on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 06:49 AM

"Is Rove the 'Floating Head of Doom'? I don't think so! Does Rove LOOK like a 'Floating Head of Doom'? Yes! But that's Rove. He also looks like a fluffernutter left on the window, but that doesn't mean that he is one!"

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Authored by: mikeb on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 09:35 AM

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

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Authored by: mikeb on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 09:37 AM

"Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma."

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Authored by: norsehorse on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 11:15 AM

Caught on Camera: Two for the Price of One

Karl Rove's obvious Who's Your Daddy? smirk

-- as well as --

President George W. Bush's Help! I Cannot Get This Monkey, er, Dude Off My Back! (Where is the Secret Service when you really need them anyway?!) look

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Morgan

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Authored by: Brian Brown on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 01:41 PM

"...therefore, Fred's baby is a qualude."

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Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 01:47 PM

You don't have to have a soul, to have a heart.
And my heart is here.


-B.A.

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Authored by: DanZ on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 02:00 PM

We put him in the back of the bus because that's where all the black people sit.

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Authored by: DanZ on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 02:08 PM

We knew what we wanted in terms of physical presence, tactical accumen and a highly modified ethical compass - and hired the second best guy for the job. Can I help it that Larry "Bud" Melman said he was busy for the next 8 years?

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Authored by: DanZ on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 02:09 PM

Karl Rove

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Authored by: billsimmon on Thursday, July 14 2005 @ 09:11 PM

Submitted by Rael OneCloud via email:

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Authored by: Anonymous on Friday, July 15 2005 @ 09:55 AM

OMG, that is histerical!!

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Authored by: evening on Friday, July 15 2005 @ 12:04 PM

Rael OneCloud: awesome!

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Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, July 16 2005 @ 03:02 AM

thanks.

I tired to set up an account, but my dinosaur computer is too primitive to log me in.

-Rael.

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Authored by: DanZ on Saturday, July 16 2005 @ 08:35 PM

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Authored by: DanZ on Sunday, July 17 2005 @ 12:14 AM

"If anyone in this Administration was involved in [the leak], they would no longer be in this Administration..."

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