Slain Minister Rapes Pregnant Dog, Eats Afterbirth

Friday, March 24 2006 @ 06:28 AM   


land of the home (crazy people)Okay, so no doubt y'all are following the sordid tale of the shooting of Matthew Winkler, the charismatic pastor from Selmer, TN. In brief, for those of you not up to speed, the beloved pastor is found dead, wife and three daughters found parked on side of road in family van 400 miles away. She was described as "quiet" by neighbors.

Just for the record, here on Candleblog, I'm going to take bets, but you know I'll be proved right: Because any charismatic baptist minister must, by definition, live a life of hypocrisy and the falsehoods of their faith we can safely assume he beat his wife and raped his daughters and the "quiet" wife couldn't take it any more. But I know what you're thinking:

why would his faith require he live a life of hypocrisy?
Okay, clearly you're a wife beater so you wouldn't get the point.

But DanZ, aren't you being a little judgemental? It sounds like you have an axe to grind with the fundamentalist christians.
Another good point, but because you know I'm right I don't get why you're trying to temper my outrage.... unless you're a wife-beater.

Aren't you just trying to circumvent Godwin's Law but are simply guilty of the same egregious violation of the unwritten rules of decorum in the blogosphere?
What are you, some kind of wife-beating nazi?