So Bill and Emily are still married, despite his brother's best efforts. And on this first full day of their marriage, some perspective from Slate: How matrimony is alarmingly like coal mining.

The Candleblog Team strikes a pose with the groom (front and center). From the left: DanZ, Flameape, Alex C, NTodd, Spine.
Reservoir Dogs we ain't.
[X-posted at DM]