Authored by: Ntodd on Tuesday, October 03 2006 @ 10:25 PM

DanZ has been sending me inappropriate chat messages for several years.

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Authored by: JIMO on Tuesday, October 03 2006 @ 10:36 PM

From a Palm Beach Post article:

During President Clinton's scandal with intern Monica Lewinsky, Foley sharply criticized him for his sexual misconduct with the young adult.

"It's vile," Foley said in 1998. "It's more sad than anything else -- to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain."

Hey, Mark, pal, buddy, boopsie, at least Clinton left CHILDREN alone.

But, watch, the braindead South will still vote for these two-faced Grand Ole Perverts.

Psssst, Ma and Pa Clampet, Republicans don't actually care about family values. It's just what they tell you, while they steal your wages, pensions, and health care. And, oh yeah, your son Skweetis is out in the barn fucking the goat again.

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Authored by: billsimmon on Wednesday, October 04 2006 @ 12:44 AM

Psssst, Ma and Pa Clampet, Republicans don't actually care about family values. It's just what they tell you, while they steal your wages, pensions, and health care. And, oh yeah, your son Skweetis is out in the barn fucking the goat again.

Yeah, and how dare they portray us liberals as elite culture snobs! Troglodites! /sarcasm

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Authored by: DanZ on Wednesday, October 04 2006 @ 05:56 AM

For a middle-aged guy, getting a blow-job from a hot legal-aged babe is so much more studly than getting one from a 16-yr old boy, although I must admit my values are pretty Yankee and I never really thought Monica was hot... but still.... And those southern types don't seem to mind that stuff. I dunno, I think eating squirrel brains, fucking sheep and getting sucked off by your retarded kid is lame but I guess the republican party has to stand for something. luckily they also seem to support killing and torture and the slow strangulation of science and education. at least they are consistent in their abuse of humanity.

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Authored by: MarkS on Wednesday, October 04 2006 @ 11:34 AM

Possible new meanings for "GOP"

Grind On Pages
Get Oral Pages
Gay Oral Pages
Get On Penis
Give Oral Pleasure
Government Oral Pleasure
Government Only Penetration

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Authored by: JIMO on Wednesday, October 04 2006 @ 08:08 PM

Yeah, and how dare they portray us liberals as elite culture snobs! Troglodites! /sarcasm

This is not a time for civility, Simmon. This is a time to get out the blue jackets, the flutes, and the cannons, march down there, and kick some rebel ass all over again. Get with the program or you're off the team, uh?

Besides, I have plenty of toothless southern relatives. I've earned the right to paint with the world's broadest brush when it comes to this issue.

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Authored by: Libbylu99 on Thursday, October 05 2006 @ 01:44 PM

At least get the name right- I think it's "Clampett" (if you're referring to Jed and the gang).

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Authored by: JIMO on Thursday, October 05 2006 @ 09:15 PM

Yes, but is it "Skweetis", or "Squeetis"?

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Authored by: DanZ on Friday, October 06 2006 @ 06:45 AM

It's Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.

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