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The online journal of Vermont filmmaker, Bill Simmon.

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Merry Christmas, Patton Oswalt

Dear S giveth this holiday season. I really think the networks should show this instead of the Charlie Brown Christmas special. NSFW, snarf-warning.

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret

Shut your fucking talk hole! Via Dear S.

My new TV crush

Nobody tell Emily!
Actually, it’s not so much of a crush as a recognition of this woman’s talent and likability. Jenny Slate got on my radar just last week with the season premiere of SNL. She did a hilarious “biker chick” character who hosts a Wayne’s World-esque TV show in her basement with her frickin’ best [...]

If Bill and I were to have a daughter…

…would we be like these parents (by which I mean: totally awesome)?

Via: Nerdcore

FPSS

by Emily…
Do you or someone you know suffer from First Person Shooter Syndrome? Call your doctor today to discuss your treatment options.

Happy Canada Day!

By: Emily
(via)

Electricity Vs. Cat

Via RCS, the bestest photoblog in the world…
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Han Solo, P.I.

By: Emily

Via Super Punch

For your technology!

Dr. Steve Brule makes a “viral video!”
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The Astounding World of the Future!