The online journal of Vermont filmmaker, Bill Simmon.

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They Say It’s Your Blogoversary…

…well it’s my blogoversary too. This bad blog was begun in the wee hours of April 15th, 2004, making us six years old today. Please send cake.


Watch pr0n

O nerdy hard-to-read wristwatch, how I covet thee…


Will somebody buy this for me?

“Call me Snake.” It can be purchased here.  I wear a manly XXL.  Here’s my address.   Via.